Michelle Obama’s Valentine’s Day Message To Barack Is Driving Twitter Crazy

Look, Michelle. Barack. We get it. You did what you could with the dumpster fire that was 2016, and you knew that your job post-Election Day was to bid a dignified goodbye to the carnage and GTFO. But we’re in Week Four of Trump’s administration, and I cannot bear to see another picture of you two frolicking joyfully in the goddamn Caribbean. Michelle, your Valentine’s Day message to Barack has sent me over the edge.

On Valentine’s Day, Michelle posted a photo of their sand-covered feet to Twitter: “Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life and favorite island mate, @BarackObama,” she wrote. Michelle and Barack, if you hadn’t noticed, are having the time of their lives in the sunshine. They’re hanging out with Richard Branson.  Barack is for God’s sake.

And, well, good for them!!!!! They deserve it! What the Obamas have done for this country is a debt that can never be repaid! But seriously, you two. It’s a friggin’ mess over here. You are our role models, our moral compasses, our port in the storm. We need you!

This feels like a good time to quote John Oliver, who joked with Seth Meyers Monday night about how exhausted he was of seeing the Obamas on vacation (me too, John! Me too!).

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